Here’s What the Internet Has to Say About Urban Meyer Retiring, Again

Ohio State Buckeye head football coach Urban Meyer will officially announce his retirement at a press conference today. Meyer, who won three National Championships as a head coach, will hand the reins over to offensive coordinator Ryan Day, according to a report on Yahoo! Sports. Meyer’s final game will be at the Rose Bowl against the Washington Huskies on New Year’s Day. 

Until Meyer reveals further details at his press conference, there’s no exact reason for him stepping down, although some have hinted at medical history as a possible reason. Whatever Meyer’s reason is—no matter how logical it may be—the internet won’t let him down easy, especially after he already “retired” twice before while with the Florida Gators (and conveniently found himself with a more prestigious university after a one-year hiatus.)  

Internet, do your worst: 

Urban Meyer at the Press Conference today!!! pic.twitter.com/6nHJGkpou8

— J.R. Davis (@jrdavis012) December 4, 2018

How Ohio State looking at Urban Meyer right now pic.twitter.com/lCCODgwGwl

— Josiah Johnson (@KingJosiah54) December 4, 2018

Urban Meyer’s first day at a new job after every “retirement” pic.twitter.com/SL24cUfatx

— LastTurkeyofKrypton(@GodofKrypton) December 4, 2018

Urban Meyer currently pic.twitter.com/oh08hTGXPR

— Drunk Matt Prater (@DrunkMattyP) December 4, 2018

Urban Meyer after watching Scott Frost’s 1st year in the B1G pic.twitter.com/LHFP7KWLNr

— Husk Guys (@HuskGuys) December 4, 2018

Gonna be pretty amazing how Urban Meyer is physically recuperated and mentally ready after another year at ESPN in time to take the head job at USC.

— Hugh Kellenberger (@KellenbergerCBB) December 4, 2018

Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh also got burned in the process, because he hasn’t been able to beat rival Ohio State since becoming the head coach. 

How close were you to ever beating Urban Meyer, Jim? pic.twitter.com/QjfdyyFusn

— McNeil (@Reflog_18) December 4, 2018

“Urban Meyer retiring as Ohio State head coach”Jim Harbaugh: pic.twitter.com/zyfB0Ff1pw

— Mostly Football (@MostlyFBShow) December 4, 2018

*Michigan fan wakes up**Checks Twitter*“Urban Meyer is retiring”pic.twitter.com/gPKdmoqt24

— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) December 4, 2018

“Urban Meyer just quit AGAIN”Jim Harbaugh: pic.twitter.com/FWkBsn9d6w

— (@big__bam) December 4, 2018

Urban Meyer: “I’m retiring after this season”Jim Harbaugh: pic.twitter.com/s0m58Tn9Bg

— 6’7-ElevenInches 3 (@LebandzJames3) December 4, 2018

If I were Jim Harbaugh, it would burn my ass to be 0-4 vs. Urban Meyer and now never have a chance to get over the top.

— Ken Carman (@KenCarman) December 4, 2018

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